2020 Thanksgiving Card

At first I was amazed, I was “geekified.”

I couldn’t wait to see those TWOs and ZEROs side-by-side.

But then somebody got mixed up with a bat in old Wuhan…

the world shut down and riots broke out all night long!

So here we are—all 6-foot spaced,

I just walked in to find you here with that sad mask upon your face.

I should have bought more Charmin Stock

I should have sold Walt Disney

If I’d known for just one second it’d be a liability!!

2020—walk out the door!

Just turn around now, ‘cause you’re not welcome anymore!

Weren’t you the reason we told Kobe Bryant goodbye

Did you think we’d crumble, when RBG layed down to die?

Oh no, not I

I will survive!

Oh, as long as we know how to love, we know we’ll stay alive!

We’ve got 2021 to live

and we’ve got great ideas to give

and we’ll survive.

WE WILL SURVIVE!!

It took all the strength I had to work from my room.

Kept trying hard to figure out how to connect on Zoom.

And I spent oh so many nights watching Netflix by myself.

I used to cry but now we hold up our head high!

And you see me

somebody new!

We’re not fleeing murder hornets—we’re still serving you.

And so we’re coding new websites and writing winning strategy.

Well, now we’re using all our talents to return to normalcy!

2020 GO! Walk out the door!

Just turn around now, ‘cause you’re not welcome anymore!

We are the ones that will outlast you

so GOOD-BYE!

You can take our Atlanta Sports Teams

but our spirit will not die!

Oh no, not I

we will survive!!

Oh as long as we know how to love, we know we’ll stay alive!

We’ve got 2021 to live

and we’ve got great ideas to give

and we’ll survive!

WE WILL SURVIVE!! Hey-